You keep the windows rolled up to hold onto that
new car smell as long as you can. You park it in Timbuktu so no one
will dent the body with their door. You tuck it into the garage each
night to protect it from the elements. You ban all passengers from
drinking red liquids and make them wipe their feet before entering to protect
the interior. You wash and wax it to keep it looking young.
You buy toys to spoil it (as well as yourself). Ah, nothing quite
like a new car!